Obama’s Birth Certificate FOUND!

Right here: http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Just to clarify, that’s a certificate of LIVE BIRTH, not naturalisation, LIVE. BIRTH. Quit your pathetic smears about “vault copies”‘ - He was born in HAWAII, YOU STUPID, RACIST *£$*S! NOW SHUT THE *£$* UP!

Edit: Pay close attention to the BOTTOM of the certificate, by the way: “This copy serves as prima facie evidence of the fact of the birth in any court proceedings”. Shove your “vaulted copy” up your… Nose.

Mandatory Voter and Candidate IQ testing.

An idea I had to improve the state of US politics today:

No person with an IQ below 130 should be allowed to stand for public office.

No person with an IQ below 110 should be allowed to vote.

No journalist etc. with an IQ below 150 should be allowed to make political comment.

No person with an IQ higher than an amoeba should miss an opportunity to smash Rush Limbaugh’s brains out with a blunt object.

It’s like this, America: You guys seem to think it’s okay to be stupid, with you’re flag-worship and your (HIGHLY selective) worship of your Constitution, with your incredibly myopic yet utterly unshakable belief that your own (mostly atheist) founding fathers would want everybody to have “good Christian values” even though what you think of as “good Christian values” and what Jesus would have thought of as good values are about a billion miles apart, with your unfaltering way of answering the question “What would Jesus do?” in any given situation with the predictable response “The same thing that I’d do!” without ever considering how stupid an attitude that is, with your people in positions of power who claim to have divine and supernatural visitations and powers (something Europe got out of the way about 600 years ago, by the way), and finally (and this one’s the kicker), with you society that is SO mentally deficient that you’d allow a lying, under-educated, charmless, offensive, bimbo who believes that the world is 4000 years old and that we’re in the last days before “rapture”, to run for Vice President.

America, you are the world’s biggest international joke. The measures which I’ve suggested might, with the help of MENSA and the immediate cessation of your RIDICULOUS military spending in favour of funding education instead (5% of the world’s population, 50% of the world’s military spending, yet also the richest nation on Earth and consistently the worst educated, it’s fucking pathetic) might JUST bring you back into some form of respectability.

The other alternative is a new civil war, where the Democrats kick the republicans back down to Texas and let them get on with their in-breeding where they can’t bother anybody. You choose.

Republicans don’t know how to NOT abuse power…

… And right wingers wear their stupidity with pride.

I’m not going to talk about Obama in this post, because he’s really not that relevant to what I want to say. Frankly, if you put Charles Manson on the Democratic ticket, I’d STILL vote for them over John McSame-Old and Sarah “Lying Bitch” Palin.

McCain this week said that he is “fundamentally a deregulator” and that he wants to privatise health insurance and deregulate it so that it works the same way as the banking industry does. He said that this week.A week which has seen more financial institutions fold, be bailed out by tax money, or forced to merge than in any other time in history – including the Great Depression of the 1920s! McCain also ran a TV ad this week criticising Obama for associating with a lobbyist from Fanny May. The truth is, Obama met the man once at a party, spoke to him for a few minutes and then forgot about him – Whereas John McCain’s entire campaign team is composed of Washington lobbyists – many of them who used to work for Fanny May! You couldn’t make this stuff up! What a lying, amoral piece of shit John McSame-Old is!

Then there’s Palin. Oh, dear God, where to start… A fundamentalist Christian gun-nut who thinks that children should NOT be taught about birth-control or “the mechanics of sex” in schools because their parents should be teaching them abstinence DESPITE HER OWN 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER BEING PREGNANT!!!! How stupid do you want to be? It’s pretty obvious that Bristol Palin managed to figure out the mechanicsof sex just fine despite her mother doing her best to stop her from finding out – what a pitty that her young life is now essentially over before she’s had a chance to get any experience of the world for herself. And why? Because Mommy would never allow Bristol to know what a condom, or an IUD coil, or the birth control pill, or a diaphragm are for! Stupid, selfish bitch, spoiling her young daughter’s life – along with the lives of millions of other American girls, if she gets her way.

And there’s more! Despite the fact that we have absolute, incontrovertible proofthat the universe is billions of years old, and that evolution is proven beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt, this stupid, stupid woman wants to teach creationism in schools! Creationism! What is this, the dark ages?

And, on top of allof that – She fired a man for refusing to help her persue a vendetta against her brother in law. She abused the power given to her as the governer of a wilderness state – What on Earth do you think she’d do as VP or, God forbid, President?

We’ve had 8 years of a stupid, selfish, right-wing, Christian-fundamentalist idiot in the White House. So far it’s directly cost more than 100,000 lives (for which I sincerely hope Bush, Blair, Rice and Cheyney are charged with 100,000 counts of murder), all because one man wanted a war – and don’t be fooled, there was no other reason for it than that. George W Bush wanted a war in Iraq, and made damned sure that he would get one at all costs – including deleting a page from the joint intelligence report which stated that Iraq was not a threat and was never likely to be a threat so long as they were not provoked, inventing reasons to fight which did not really exist and ignoring UN weapons inspectors who said that Iraq was not a threat, did nothave WMDs, was co-operating fully with unplanned, no-notice inspections at all of their facilities, and that they would be able to confirm within two weeksthat Saddam had no capability of producing WMDs – time which they were blocked from being allowed by George W Bush himself.

On top of this, we’re now in the ridiculous, undemocratic, unfair situation that even people like me who don’t invest or buy shares, or even have anything to do with the stock markets, can have our lives blighted by men who we have never met, gambling with our money without our permission, keeping the winnings when they win - and being totally unaccountable when they lose. It’s our pensions that become worthless, not their mansions. And now that they’re in trouble, what’s happened more taxpayer’s money, our money, is used to bail them out!

How on Earth could anybody even consider voting for McSame-Old and Lying Bitch after 8 years of this crap?

Jesus Hillary! Will you go away already?

I make no secret of the fact that I’ve never been a massive fan of Hillary Clinton. I’m not an American, but if I was I’d be a Democrat, and I do like Bill Clinton as a person. I also think that his presidency did a massive amount of good in the US versus the Republican administrations either side of him. He seems like a genuinely warm and intelligent person. I say all of this because I don’t want to be accused of being a neo-con having a rant when I say:

 

Hillary Clinton IS The Terminator. With less natural charm and warmth.

 

She comes across as very insincere and try-hard anyway in the way that she speaks; you just get the impression that she’s desperate to make her mark in history as the first female President of the United States, regardless of what it costs, what she has to do to achieve it, the damage she’s doing to the Democratic party or whether she’s actually the best person for the job. She just doesn’t seem to care at all; it’s all about getting that nomination, and to hell with the consequences – inconvenient little things like her dirty-tricks and slander campaign against Barrack Obama alienating all of his supporters to the extent that, if she does get the Democratic nomination, a majority of his supporters are likely to boycott the polls and hand victory to John McCain anyway.

 

This whole lack of integrity annoys the hell out of me; we’ve had 8 years of George W Bush stealing votes to gain power and the massive fallout which that created – now, it seems, Reverend Mother Hillary and her Death Commando Cult of Blind Faith are determined to do the same thing:

 

“Count Florida!” They say – Sorry guys, but there are rules, and Florida broke them.

“Count Michigan!” They say – Hold on, Obama didn’t even run in Michigan because he knew it wouldn’t be counted! If he had run, on current form he might well have won it and have already secured the nomination.

 

What annoys me the most about Hillary is, paradoxically, what would the situation be if the roles were reversed between Clinton and Obama?

 

Obama has so much integrity that you just know he’d bow out gracefully for the good of the party – and if he didn’t, Hillary is such a harridan that you just know she’d be screeching for his blood.

 

Hillary, get a grip. Time to take a Valium, calm the hell down and do what’s right for the US – and that does NOT include continuing your ridiculous campaign.

 

PS – To those of you who think that, as a Brit, this is none of my business: You underestimate the impact which your Presidential election has on the 52nd state (the 51st state being Israel, of course).

This post contains adult language throughout.

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I’m going to expand upon my post below with a diatribe about George Bush, Republicans, and rich, stupid, white, Christian Americans. If you don’t like it, or if you think you’re likely to take offence at such a diatribe, then a) go away, and b) don’t bother leaving a comment.

The “intellectual elite” you rabidly rant about is ME, and that means that I’m better than you, smarter than you, and will destroy your stupid Nazi ass in an argument.

Anyway. For many years, America’s government has pretty much owned the media, to the point where, for many outsiders like myself who have sattelite TV, watching American news programmes on CNN, Fox News and the like, has become very similar to watching Nazi propoganda from WW2. By the way, slight diversion here: America you did not win WW2, Russia did, check your history reading.

But I digress. For many years, the American right-wing media has sought to demonize African-American (in Britain we still say “black”, but then in Britain, it really doesn’t matter what colour you are) population, turning them into a source of fear and mistrust for the rest of American society.

Now American media/business/government (if you still think that those things are distinct from one another, LEAVE you fucking moron, they’re not) are trying to do something similar on a Global scale: Make the community scared of the man with the different skin colour/religion. This time he’s Muslim, and he’s an Arab. Nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that America owes a hell of a lot of money to Arab states which it would like a decent excuse not to pay back, or the fact that most Arab states have a goodly supply of oil with which America can keep polluting our planet and killing us for profit…

This time, however, something has gone wrong for America, and it is this: the rest of the world has not been force-fed your bovine, Nazi media for generations. We are NOT afraid of Muslims, in fact we don’t have anything against them at all. There’s a few who will insist on violence, but hey, there’s members of every religion who do that. Except Buddhism, they just get really good at fighting, then don’t fight.

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